Stranger Danger

Today at work I saw a little girl clinging happily to the leg of one of my co-workers. I just kinda shrugged it off and thought that the kid was maybe her relative until my coworker asked,” And what’s your name lil baby?”

This where the parents have drastically failed.

If the little girl is willing to hug a total stranger then it’s not too far from her hopping in the car with a stranger and then being sold.

I’m serious.

This is how Lyla got Jennifer.

These things happen.

So …When a tiny child says hi to me and I’m not at work I take full privilege and delight in being a total “meanie butt”. I get the opportunity to say “Shut the fuck up,” or just make a very mean face in hopes that the kid will learn not to talk to strangers.

It’s for their safety.

Author: PuppyPuppy

D.I.D. , writer, stagehand